The marketing hire you keep not making.
You have costed it more than once. A coordinator is seventy-something thousand plus super, three months before they know your business, and about eighteen before they leave with everything they learned.
Three options, and you have been sitting on all three.
Marketing is the first thing that slips when the week gets away from you and the last thing anyone chases.
So the blog does not get written, the database never gets emailed, the campaign stays a good idea, and the reporting only gets read once something has already gone wrong.
The reason it stays that way is that every fix is expensive, slow, or both.
Hire someone
Three months before they know your business well enough to be useful. Then they leave, and everything they learned about how you sell walks out with them.
Put an agency on it
A slice of a junior's week and a report you read after something has gone wrong. You are one account among forty, and the good people are on the big ones.
Find a freelancer
Fine when they have capacity. Nothing happens in the weeks they do not, and nothing about your business is written down anywhere but in their head.
One marketing specialist, dedicated to one brand, who learns your business and keeps it, works every week without being chased, and answers to standards you can read. There are two ways in, and it is worth knowing which one you are before you read any further.
Two paths, and they are not the same purchase.
Take a Marketing AI for one brand, or an agentic staff that looks after the whole business with an AI-CEO at the top of it. Both file a standing report every day. The AI-CEO also audits every new AI skill and brings you the worthwhile ones to approve across the team.
Two very different jobs, side by side.
A marketing specialist does the marketing. An AI-CEO runs the business and the staff in it. Both file a standing report every single day: what is in it varies with how you have configured them, that it arrives does not.
One named specialist for one brand. She reads, writes, plans and reports. She does not design and she does not film.
Reads last week's numbers and tells you what to do about them. Not a dashboard for you to decode. A short brief in plain English: what moved, what did not, and where to push this week.
Does the work. Writes the blog, builds the EDM, plans the campaign, drafts the social, keeps the SEO honest, and watches what the ads are actually doing.
Your team ask her directly, from their own logins. Brief a blog, rough out a campaign, ask what the numbers did last week, get a first draft to work from.
You approve it. Nothing sends without your say so. No EDM, no text, no post. Spend caps and approval gates sit underneath.
Reports on herself. What was produced, what it moved, and what it cost, against the same job. Not a slide deck. The ledger.
An AI-CEO, not a specialist. She does not write your blog. She runs the people and agents who do.
Briefs you before you open anything. What happened overnight, what needs you today, and what she has already handled. Read from real data, not a summary.
Reads your email. Triages it, tells you what actually matters, drafts the replies and chases the ones nobody answered.
Runs your AI staff. Holds inbox, calendar, admin and ops to what they were asked to do, and tells you when one of them has drifted.
Sees what everyone is doing, AI and human. Connect CanTicket and she reads the jobs, the budgets and the KPIs: who is on what, what is late, what it is costing. Optional, and worth it.
Answers questions about your business with real numbers. Not a guess and not a vibe. She is looking at your data when she answers you.
“But ChatGPT is twenty dollars a month.”
It is, and it is very good, and you should keep it. It is also not what is being sold here, and the difference is easiest to see by asking all three the same thing.
It is the configuration, and the judgement sitting over it. Your Marketing AI answers to written principles and standards, recorded and enforced, the same on a Tuesday as on a Friday. She carries your context between jobs, refuses filler, and knows when to stop and ask. That was built and researched over years of running real accounts. It is not something you prompt your way to on a Sunday afternoon.
Everyone has now tried the twenty dollar version. Everyone has the same story: it was extraordinary for a fortnight, then it started producing slop, then the team quietly stopped using it and the subscription kept renewing. The tool was never the problem.
We run our own agency on this. That is the only reason we will sell it.
A four-person agency on sixteen AI agents, with real clients, real money, and a margin that has to survive Xero at the end of the month. Here is one of our own job cards out of CanTicket, not a client's, because we are not going to prove a point with somebody else's numbers.
Two things worth sitting with. The AI cost more than the humans did. And the job went over budget by $42.62, which no other system on the market would have shown you, because the larger half of that cost was never on the job in the first place.
That is the standard we hold our own work to, and it is the standard your work gets held to. Every job your Marketing AI does carries what it cost, and it reaches you in your reporting.
What this does not do.
Everyone now assumes that if an AI writes the blog, it makes the header image too. It does not, not here, and it is better that you read that now than discover it in week two.
Not created, not generated, not sourced, not retouched, not edited. Including AI-generated ones.
No artwork, no layout, no ad creative, no social tiles, no templates built for you.
Not filmed, not edited, not captioned, not produced. Not at these rates and not as a favour.
What she does instead is brief it. She will tell you the piece needs an image, what it has to say, what size, and where it goes. Someone else makes it. If you want that someone to be us, it is a separate conversation at a separate rate.
Taste. AI has no taste, so we are not going to sell you an idea that is not real. These rates buy a marketing specialist who reads, writes, plans and reports. They do not buy you a studio.
Legal, financial and clinical questions get named and referred, never answered. And nothing goes out without a person approving it, at any price, on any plan.
Register to see the pricing.
Both paths priced in full, the setup line by line, the two ways to pay, and what you keep if you leave. Four fields to open it.
Meet Candy. She is Cassandra's AI twin.
Candy runs House of Can. She reads Cassandra's email, holds the agents to what they committed to, briefs her every morning, and knows how the business makes money. She is not a chatbot with a name on it. She is a twin: built from one person's judgement, so she decides the way that person would.
If you want one of your own, that is what a Command Centre is for. Candy exists where there is a business to run, not a brand to market, which is why she does not appear on Path one.
Your AI-CEO comes with a staff of five.
You configure them, so they can do all of it or very little. Turn one on, leave the rest until you want them. All included in the Centre.
Triages your email, surfaces what actually needs you, drafts the replies.
Books, reschedules and reminds, without the three-email dance.
Keeps things moving: the follow-ups, the paperwork, the chasing nobody enjoys.
Watches your sites and servers, and warns you before a licence or renewal bites.
The Marketing AI, sitting inside your own Centre. One per brand, because marketing needs its own specialist rather than sitting off the side of the AI-CEO's desk.
BYOK: bring your own key
Your own tenant on your own Claude key, capped by you and billed to you. That is the point of a Centre of your own: the AI spend is visible and yours. On the Marketing AI it runs on our key inside our caps, which is the trade: less to manage, less to tune.
Your data and your sites stay yours. Every job still carries what it cost, and nothing sends without a person approving it.
The AI Board is not part of this, on purpose.
People ask about the board that sits above your AI-CEO and holds her to account: reads the P&L, checks the team against what it committed to last month, pressure-tests where the business is going. It is real, and it runs above our own agency every week.
It is also the wrong thing to buy first. A board sitting above agents that have never done any of your work has opinions and no evidence. Your marketing is where it learns the business.
Get a Marketing AI working, let her build up a year of real decisions, then put a board over the top of it. That is Level 6 on the maturity ladder, and it is priced there rather than here.
See what it costs.
Every number is on the next page, in full, with nothing held back for a sales call. Register, read it, and book a look only if it stacks up. We are not trying to sign everybody, and the ones we should not have signed are the expensive ones.